What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...