A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!