Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!