They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...