Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...