Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...