The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...