What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...