Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...