play bingo
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Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
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|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
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Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...