Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...