Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...