Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...