99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.