Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...