Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...