The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...