Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...