Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...