Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....