A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...