Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...