Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...