The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...