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Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....