Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!