New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...