Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.