Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...