Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.