Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....