Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...