These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Defining the Americans
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A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
New scientific theories I
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Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...