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A bullfrog!
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Frog on the head
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Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
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Lightbulbs for dinner
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