Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...