keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...