New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
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Oh Human Sexuality
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What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Christmas downsizing
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