yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...