Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…