If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...