Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...