Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...