Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...