Ode to spell checkers
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Computer lingo guide
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Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...