Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...