God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...