Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...