Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
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Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Good fortune
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Banana
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“E I E I O.”
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Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Pizza Cutting
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