Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...