How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...